(Bad) joke of the day

[xanadu]

We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours.

They seem like nice people.

[dazlamb10]

^^^^^^^ that's a joke????? I thought it was a bad joke thread I'm confused

[hyphon12]

"Bad" puts it lightly tbh...

[xanadu]

How about

"Hi, I'm Jane," she said.

"I'm Christopher," I replied, "but everyone calls me **** for short."

"How do you get **** from Christopher?" she asked.

"You ask nicely," I said.

[dazlamb10]

I take the blanked out word to be male member lol

[xanadu]

Cool, forum auto correct lol

[ColinbumblebeeMGZR]

Terrible
Paddy and Murphy walking down the road when Murphy says can you see that forest over there and paddy replies no the trees are in the way

Oh and by the way I'm not and Irish racist if any one takes offence I'm half Irish my moms side of the family full Irish and she told me the joke lol

[dazlamb10]

Haha and love the disclaimer lol

[xanadu]

Love it




I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award.

I can't tell you how much it means to me.

[dazlamb10]

Yep usual standard lol ^^^^^^